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Search Engine Optimization, Placement & Submission
 

If you need great search engine placement for your web site, I have simple and affordable solution that is proven to be very effective with fast results. 

I've been keeping my web sites on top of search engines for ten years.  My web site Totally Absurd Inventions has more than 45,000* sites linked to it.  When I link to your web site from my web site, you get all of the benefits of my thousands of links.  Search engines love my site.

Here's how it works.  For only $100 per month, I place five keyword phrase links on my site and link them to different pages on your site.  These keyword phrases are based on whatever search terms you would like and are linked back to your site (see examples at the bottom of this page).  I also submit your site to all of the major and most of the minor search engines once a month. 

Each of the five keyword links to your site appear on every page of my 300+ page web site.  I'll also list your keyword phrases on my other popular web site, www.inventionshowcase.com (it has 5,000 site links). 

Don't let the name fool you.  Links on Totally Absurd Inventions (www.totallyabsurd.com) push YOUR WEB SITE to the top of the search engines and you are not affiliated with my site in search terms.  Even if you are managing a very conservative business, having links on my site will not show up in search results or effect your site, except to drive it to the top of the search engines.

Proven Results: Typically you will find your site listed within the top five pages of Google search within only 4 to 8 weeks.  After about three to four months, you will often be on page one of Google search for 3-4 of your keywords.  I've had some clients sites pop to the top of Google within a week.  Results will vary based mostly on how many results are listed for each search term.  This system is proven effective and you don't have to make any changes to your web site.  

The cost is only $100 per month for 5 keyword phrases.  You may purchase additional keyword phrases for $20 per month.  You do have to prepay quarterly for a total of $300 per quarter minimum.  For additional info or to get started contact...

Ted  .  ted@inventionshowcase.com  .  800.856.9025


Here are just a few of the 45,000* web sites that are linked back to Totally Absurd Inventions

  • ABC World News, USA Today, NASA, Mensa, The Discovery Channel, The Learning Channel, The Science Channel, Voice of America, The Village Voice

  • Popular Mechanics, Einstein TV, ZD Net, The Discovery Science Channel, Oxford University Press

  • Loyola Law School, New Scientist, Oak Ridge National Laboratory

  • Maxim Online, Dallas News, Graduating Engineer, The Educators Network

  • Education World, Educational Planet, Kids of America, Patent Cafe


Site Stats for Totally Absurd Inventions:
500,000 - 650,000 page visits per month and growing.
45,000* web sites are linked back to us.
Site is updated weekly. 
There are approximately 300 pages of content.

Customer Testimonials: 

GOOD JOB, TED!  I'VE RECEIVED SOME VERY USEFUL INQUIRIES.

T. Orrico


Ted

You gave a really great deal on loading my site in search engines a while back, is that offer still good?  My book sales plummeted in direct correlation to your stopping loading it,,,go figure!   ;)
 
Randy C. Moyse
Owner/ Inventors Headquarters &
Patent-an-Invention (home of The Inventors Pocket Guide)

NoteRandy was using our search engine submission service for six months and then decided to discontinue service.  As you can see from his comments, it was working well for him but it's a service that works best as on an ongoing process 

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*Web links according to SubmitExpress.com.  Links established for totallyabsurd.com,  www.totallyasurd.com,  totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm,  www.totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm,  totallyabsurd.com/featuredinvention.htm.

 

 

 

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Elleven South lofts.  1111 South Grand Avenue, Los Angeles, CA Art, Photography, Fine Art Photography, Architectural Photography by artist Ted VanCleave
Elleven South lofts.  1111 South Grand Avenue, Los Angeles, CA   
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Aqua Towers Zeus.  388 East Ocean Blvd, Long Beach, CA Sierra Tower, 9255 Doheny, West Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA
Eleven South lofts.  1111 South Grand Avenue, Los Angeles, CA Sierra Towers, 9255 Doheny, West Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA
Eleven South lofts.  1111 South Grand Avenue, Los Angeles, CA Sierra Tower, 9255 Doheny, West Hollywood, Los Angeles, CA
Azzurra Marina Del Rey, 13700 Marina Pointe Drive, Marina Del Rey Contemporary Photography, Floral Photography, Floral Prints, Floral Fine Art Prints, Flower Photography, Contemporary Floral Photography, by artist Ted VanCleave 
Azzurra Marina Del Rey, 13700 Marina Pointe Drive, Marina Del Rey Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA
Azzurra Marina Del Rey, 13700 Marina Pointe Drive, Marina Del Rey Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA
Azzurra Marina Del Rey, 13700 Marina Pointe Drive, Marina Del Rey   Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA
  Walt Disney Concert Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA
Gadgets at TotallyAburd.com/gadgetsguide Invention News

Sterling Ambassador Towers - 691 S. Irolo St, Los Angeles, CA

Los Angeles ArchitectureLos Angeles Buildings at Ted VanCleave.com  Capitol Records Sterling Ambassador Towers - 691 S. Irolo St, Los Angeles, CA
Capitol Records, Capitol Records Building by Ted VanCleave Wynn Las Vegas Resorts  Luxor Las Vegas 
Richard D'Amore artist photographer, Vincent Ho composer, Luc Leestemaker painter artist Patrick Marold sculptor artist, Susan Rosman aristist mixed media & watercolor, Ted VanCleave fine art photographer artist at Skylark Press Boardwalk Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas  Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino, Las Vegas

Walt Disney Concert Hall - 111 South Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA

Flamingo, Las Vegas   MGM Grand Las Vegas   Paris Las Vegas

Walt Disney Concert Hall - 111 South Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA Theme Building at LAX International Airport Encounters Restaurant
Walt Disney Concert Hall - 111 South Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA Theme Building at LAX International Airport Encounters Restaurant
Walt Disney Concert Hall - 111 South Grand Ave, Los Angeles, CA Theme Building at LAX International Airport Encounters Restaurant
Patents at Totally Absurd Inventions and Patents  Theme Building at LAX International Airport Encounters Restaurant
Invention Marketing, Invention Marketing, Inventions, New Inventions at Invention Showcase Automotive Art, Car Art by Ted VanCleave
Orpheum Theatre, Eastern Columbia Lofts, Eastern Columbia Building, Los Angeles Architecture by Ted VanCleave Hollywood Sign, Hollywood Sign Images, The Hollywood Sign, Hollywood Sign Prints by Ted VanCleave 
Los Angeles City Hall, Sierra Towers, Sierra Tower, Downtown Los Angeles, Bullocks Wilshire, Versace Beverly Hills Las Vegas Neon Signs, Las Vegas Signs, Las Vegas Neon Sign Bone Yard, Las Vegas Neon Sign Grave Yard, The Neon Museum by Ted VanCleave
Stock illustrations, stock illustration, illustrations, invention illustrations  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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